Henceforth we will be extending our RadioWeb entertainment with the completion of a new gentleman’s agreement between this esteemed organisation and a new upstart. You may wish to tune in to the weekly broadcasts of a spiffing new serial that makes Dan Dare seem like a real hero.

We have been forced into this ‘partnership’ due to the current financial climate. The Bubble has popped and we must all tighten our belts. Rumours of bad gambling debts are vigorously denied by Lord Poncenby: “The very idea that one would be forced into putting one’s good name to such an enterprise solely to keep ones knees intact is nothing short of scandalous. The magistrates will be called forthwith to any person spreading such scurrilous libel.”